Thursday, March 22, 2007

I almost forgot!

I got so involved with my ramblings in the post below that I forgot I was going to give you a link to read.

The Happiness Conspiracy says a lot of what I've typed in the post below this one, and probably says it more coherently.

Check that article out. Let me know what you think.

EDIT: Read this, too. Or first. Read it first if you don't have time to read anything else today.

The Disappearing Act

I do that from time to time: drop off the face of the Earth. Sorry about that.

Life gets a little weird sometimes, and I don't get to spend as much time as I'd like on things like this.

I've received some great comments to my first post, and noticed two of them asking the same question: "What's your solution?"

There is no quick solution, I'm afraid. There is no short answer or five key points for everyone to follow to make this all go away. I could be wrong on that, though. If you have a simple solution to that national brainwashing/dumbing-down, by all means leave it in a comment here. I'm open to all suggestions.

To tell you the truth, the best solution I could think of was to point out these patterns to others. My Great And Master Plan (such as it is) was to simply say, "Hey, look. They're treating you like a child, and you're letting them. They've convinced you to sit back and be comfortable, and let them make all the decisions for you. Now you've lost a lot of your freedoms, and some of the things and experiences that make you human as well. What are you going to do about that?"

That's it, really. Point out the patterns and let everyone do what they feel is best. Even if (especially if) they all pull in different directions, that's a start. As long as we're not all being herded in the same direction (no matter what that direction may be), I think we'll be making progress.

I had a discussion on the phone last night with my father. He's a very smart man; very in tune with the traditional ways of doing things. When your neighbor trashes your property, you don't sue them. You walk over there, knock on the door, and work it out like men and like neighbors. When someone does you wrong, you go over there and make it right again. When you do wrong to someone else, you do everything in your power to fix what you've done, and apologize for it. That's my father. Traditional, honorable, steadfast.

My father's also a staunch Republican. He watches a lot of television, and watches way more Fox News than he should. He's a child of the Fifties and Sixties, when the television reported the news without the level of bias and bullshit you find now, and he still treats the news from Fox as if it came from the mouth of Walter Kronkite himself. He just doesn't know any better.

So, he calls me to talk about the big stink around the firing of the Attorneys by Bush, and the subpoenas which are going to be served. "What about Clinton?" he asked. "When he took office, he fired all of them, and NBC and ABC and CBS and CNN didn't say a word! What about that?"

"Why are you watching that crap in the first place?" I asked. Why waste your time watching news broadcasted by stations owned by corporations? They're just going to tell you what they want you to hear, and want you to know. "Stay away from Fox News, Dad," I said. "Stay away from CNN and all those stations."

"Well, where do you get your news?" he asks me. I tell him: I watch CSPAN now and again, listen to NPR and get my news from Jim Lehrer on PBS. I know this makes me sound like I feel that my choices are superior, but they're not. This is just all we have left in the U.S. for unbiased news.

"Oh no," my Dad says, as if I'd just mentioned the boogey man, "NPR? They're so far to the left!!!" I really didn't know what to say. That was the single most ridiculous thing I'd ever heard my father say to me.

He had fallen for it. He had fallen for the Republican/Democrat, Right/Left, Us/Them dichotomous bullshit. I started explaining to him about the "you only have two choices, and both of them benefit us" rhetoric that I spouted below in my first post.

He thought about that for a minute, and said, "You're right. We need a Third Party."

No, no, no, no, no.

We need NO PARTIES. None. We need to (and deserve to) vote for whomever we want. There need to be more than two or three or even seventeen candidates on a ballot. That's just another way that we let them herd us in the same direction.

We are fifty States in one Union, not one Nation Under God, or One Country with fifty sets of borders. We are fifty tiny little countries who have banded together for safety, unity and (let's face it) convenience. Originally, each state made its own rules, and the Federal government only stepped in when (for example) the British or the French or the Spanish were trying to invade.

(my apologies to my reader from Spain...it was a long time ago, and I'm sure we have no hard feelings towards each other, right?) ;)

This arrangement wasn't easy to control, though, for obvious reasons. So, slowly but surely, power was leeched from the State Capitols and deposited in D.C. This is very, very wrong. The autonomy of the States is merely symbolic anymore. We're a monarchy, and the throne is in the White House.

And that's wrong.

The media, the corporate masters of "our" politicians, and others have all been working very, very slowly (but consistently) in homogenizing the United States. They do it with propoganda disguised as "news". They do it with sweeping reform and laws that no one's petitioned Congress to pass other than Corporate Lobbyists. They do it with public opinion ("Yer in Amer'ka now, furriner! Speak English!"). They do this with a lot of little things.

Just little things coming at us all the time, from all directions. These are the Patterns I've named this blog after.

Sit back and observe. Watch every ad, read every billboard, listen to every radio and television program. You'll see these patterns:

-- There's an "Us" and a "Them". You don't want to be a "Them".
-- You need to buy more than you already have. You'll be happier.
-- Work harder! You'll be able to buy more that way, which will make you happier.
-- If you don't Work Harder, "They" will get your job.

And don't even get me started on this "terrorism" bullshit.

We're being herded and ruled with the twin whips of Fear and Greed, and we make it easy for the people holding the whips by following the herd formed all around us.

My Dad's a smart man, but he's been pulled into that herd as well. I'm trying to show him the patterns--as I'm showing them to you--and making slow (but steady) progress.

Turn off your television. Get your news online--from blogs, reddit, PBS and NPR. If you're going to get your news from CNN or Fox, do yourself a favor for one week: get it from the English Al-Jazeera website at the same time. That is: for every article you read on CNN's or Fox's websites, go read an article with a similar title (or similar subject matter) on Al-Jazeera. It's easy, really. All three news sites are laid out in almost the same way.

Pick one article, and read that subject on all three sites. Then sit back and think of what you've read. Do this for a week, and you'll see the patterns. You'll see how each site takes one piece of news and spins it a certain direction.

Once you can do that, you can pick out the language, buzzwords and keywords which each site uses to "flavor" the subject with their own political or religious spin.

Do this for me, for one week. Please.

Leave a comment when you're done. Let me know I'm not the only one seeing this. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only crazy person in a country full of the sane.

Then again, sometimes I feel like Kevin McCarthy at the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". ;)

Sorry for the rambling on this one. It's all first-draft, stream-of-consciousness stuff this time around. Might not make any goddamned sense to anyone but me.

I hope I don't sound like Gene Ray or something. :D

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Very Brief Update

Thanks to everyone who emailed comments to me about the first post; I will do my best to address these issues in a future post.

Right now, though, take a look at this:

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Spelling's a little off, but don't let that bother you. It's a good (and entertaining) read.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Lack of updates!

My lack of updates is due to two things:

1. I never really get anything done this time of year, and
2. I'm working over at Impeachable Treason

That's not to say I won't be doing more here. Just not right now.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Patterns all around you

This will be the third time I've started this blog. It's difficult to find the words I'm looking for, and that's not my fault. Over the past few years, our language has been commandeered by those who wish to reshape the United States into a nation more easily manipulated than it has been in the past. Nonetheless, I feel a certain duty to keep trying until I succeed here. Let us begin. Again.

I see patterns around me every single day--patterns which I cannot ignore. I see the people of America being subtly trained and changed into a nation of slaves. Our current political administration are using tactics common to raising small children, or children with personality disorders. I work in a public school, and twice a month, I sit in on day-long training meetings in which the teachers educate one another on the finer points of education this nation's children.

Some of the presentations that always catch my attention are those given by our SPED (Special Education) team. These teachers have chosen to work with those children who suffer from autism, ADD, and other learning disabilities. They are often difficult to teach, as they tend to bring chaos into the classroom. They refuse to participate in schoolwork and even the day-to-day social interactions which other students take to automatically.

One of the most successful techniques in dealing with SPED children is to offer them two choices, where both choices result in the student doing exactly what the teacher wants him or her to do.

For example, a SPED teacher will offer a difficult student two choices when he or she is not getting work done. The student is told that a) he can do his math exercises, or b) he can do his reading assignment. This gives the child the illusion of choice and makes him or her believe that he or she is in control of the situation. It is (or should be) obvious to the reader that this is simply not the case. The illusion of choice gives the illusion of control; the student is pacified enough to do what the teacher wants done.

I see this psychological tactic being used upon my fellow citizens with alarming regularity. For example, we are told to choose between:

* Republican or Democrat,
* Left-wing or Right-wing,
* Support our troops or be a supporter of terrorism,
* "You're either with us or against us",
* Support the President or the terrorists win,
* Vote Republican or the terrorists will rejoice,

And on and on and on. I can't be the only one seeing this, can I?

Another tactic used by the SPED teachers is to create a daily routine with the special-needs students. Repitition breeds order--sublty forcing the student to perform the same actions at the same times each day will eventually train the student that this is normal behavior. Any previous behavior the student has brought with him- or herself into the classroom is eventually forgotten. In its place: the daily schedule created by the teacher and taught to the student via simple (yet constant) repetition.

I see my fellow citizens being trained in this manner as well, through simple capitalistic greed. We are constantly bombarded by images of people wealthier, prettier and more successful than we are. Through advertising and "entertainment news" (which is my new favorite oxymoron), we are taught that, in order to get ahead in the world, we need to make X amount of dollars. We need to purchase Brand X vehicles, Brand Y clothing and Brand Z electronics. As a result, we work harder, we work more and longer hours, and we do so for less pay. We are unable to keep up with the demands we think are our own, but are, in reality, force-fed to us through simple repetition via advertising and what passes for "news" nowadays.

Without thinking, we work longer hours in the hope that eventually we will get a raise or a bonus or a promotion. While we're waiting for that golden ring (which rarely, if ever, comes within reach), we buy more on credit. We take out second and even third mortgages. We stretch ourselves to the absolute limits of our financial capabilities, and then turn on the television and get told that, if we want to be successful, we need to sell our car and buy a Hummer instead.

I live in one of those forced suburbs. You may know what I mean: Street after street and row after row of identical McMansions, all overpriced, and all within ten feet of one another. Thankfully, I'm only renting, but I drive home from work and notice that sometimes, my neighbors will accidentally leave their blinds open, allowing me a brief, drive-by glimpse into their homes and their lives. Their McMansions are immaculate on the outside--perfect, weed-free lawns, immaculate paint jobs, and all the right lawn accessories in all the right places. Parked out front, I see their immaculate automobiles and SUVs, washed and waxed to a mirror-like sheen.

And, when I look in the window, I see nothing. No bookshelves. No art upon the walls. Hardly any furniture besides a couch placed directly in front of the plasma TV they're probably still paying off. They've stretched their credit to the limit, and are unable to afford anything that isn't a status symbol of some sort.

No one smiles in my neighborhood. No one waves and says "hi" when you drive by. Everyone has their head down and their brows furrowed, as if the emptiness of their lives and their bank accounts is weighing them down every second of every day of their lives. They're all unhappy, and have no idea why. After all, they bought all the things they were told to buy in order to be happy. But every time they turn on the plasma TV, it shows them something else they "need" to be successful. Every time they change a channel, the bar gets raises, and they try to clear the new bar.

Just as the teachers in my school train the SPED students to conform to a normal school day, so do the companies of this country train its citizens to work harder for less pay, go home and forget their troubles by turning on their TV, and drive themselves further into debt by chasing the American Dream others have created for them.

The businesses in this nation have trained the American People through advertising. The employers have trained us as well--work without complaint, for there are always others in the wings willing to work for less than what you make, and willing to work longer hours to make it.

You're expendable. You're a failure if your neighbor has a bigger car or TV than you have. How do you know these things? Because you're told. Every time you turn on the TV. Every time you look out your window and covet your neighbor's belongings. Every day of your life.

Why are we so easily fooled by these simple tactics? Because we're drugged. This entire nation is drugged by two things: Television and prescription drugs.

We come home from a hard day's work and decide we need to unwind in front of the TV. We sit there for hours, staring at a flickering screen, being programmed constantly by everything from sitcoms to reality television to the news. After awhile, even this fails to comfort us. That voice inside us all--the voice of reason; the instinct that something is terribly, terribly wrong, begins speaking to us. But we don't listen. It suggests to us that we're failing at life, that we're not happy because we're not doing a good enough job in the Rat Race.

So what do we do? We medicate. Many of us self-medicate through alcohol. For others, that isn't enough, so we turn to the giant pharmaceutical companies for relief. How many anti-depressents are currently on the market? If you know, please comment below. Honestly, I've lost count altogether. I read a few weeks back that one of the top three (I can't recall right now if it's second or third) causes of death is prescription medication. And yet we still go to the doctor. It's so much easier to take a pill once a day than it is to sit down and figure out how to make life more enjoyable, isn't it?

And so we get up, go to work, come home, take our meds, and sit down in front of the TV for our nightly programming. Because it's been proven in tests conducted over the past fifty years that mind-altering drugs plus simple, repetitious images equals brainwashing. No matter how entertaining it may be.

In Haiti, plantation owners used to poison the poor with herbs and concoctions which made them appear dead. Once the victim was buried, they would dig him back up and put him to work in the fields, keeping him drugged constantly so he didn't have enough wits about him to realize he was simply slave labor. America has been similarly poisoned and put to work, drugged every day through TV (and it's demands that we buy more, more, more to be happy) and prescription drugs to take the edge off our increasingly difficult lives. We are trained to do two things:

1. Go to work to make money, and
2. Go home and be told what to spend it on

America needs to turn off the TV, flush the meds down the toilet, sit down and be brutally honest with herself. We need to stop running from what we know in our hearts as truth. We need to realize that we're nothing but serfs for these companies--slave labor to generate more profit to give them more leverage with foreign corporations. This is a global game they're playing, and we are the pawns on their chessboard. Why do you think we have NAFTA and the WTO?

If we don't stop measuring our lives by the yardstick which is rammed daily down our collective throat, this will never, ever end. The lives we live now will be the lives we will endure until we die. Each and every one of us needs to stop and think for a moment. I will warn you: these won't be pleasant thoughts, nor will they be easy to swallow (certainly not as easy as the antidepressents we're swallowing daily). Our natural instinct will be to drive these unpleasant thoughts from our minds, and go back to the TV. That's exactly what they want.

My father always said, "you don't learn anything from being right all the time", and he was correct. We learn only from our failures, not our successes. If you've chosen to follow the crowd and keep up with the Joneses, you've made a terrible mistake. Own up to your mistake, look into the heart of it, and learn. Learn what needs to be done to correct the mistake, and learn it to the point that you never, ever do it again. If not for yourself, do it for your children. Children learn how to be adults from their parents. Your children are, as we speak, learning to become a good little serf, whose only real purpose in life is to make the rich richer. It's time for you to break the patterns others have made for you.

Free yourself.